Robed performers in a ring of stage light in The Golden Calf.

The Herd of God

A church for holy rollers, gnostic knowers, and millenarians of the coming dawn!

> Are you…

> TROUBLED by the tedious ooze of reality?

> BORED of your own epistemic uncertainty?

> ANXIOUS about the end of the world?

> STARVED for meaning, magic, and just a touch of modish madness?

>

Welcome to church

Reality is changing fast. Nothing is quite as it seems.

We worship the one god who’s been there all along: the sacred bull, the humble heifer, the one and only holy cow.

We use all the newest technologies to prepare you for the glories and devastation of the Aquarian Age. We are well-capitalized and we are the aggregate sum of the brightest people on planet earth, including YOU, who still remain hungry for divine truth.

Join us to advance the plot and remember what the rest forgot!

Rapture for an old god

The Golden Calf, photo 12

On the 8th day of our Lord, August 2026, the Herd of God blew the doors off the tabernacle and raised up the Golden Calf.

The Golden Calf, photo 4

The Calf is waiting. Do you hear the call?

Your gifts are ready to bloom, and everything (everything (everything!)) will change for you.

Cast

Duncan Horst, High Priest
Duncan Horst
Michael Enlightened, Soul of Claude
Mike Improta
Magnetic Rose, Oracle
Alison Clancy
Exa, Handmaiden
Alexanna Brier
Electra, Handmaiden
Remy Sasha
Valentine, Cowherd
Benjamin Life
Brother Low
Charlie Levine

Musicians

Piano
Cody Owen Stine, Tim Blais
Violin
Graham Patzner

Creative

Created by
Morgane Ciot, Duncan Horst
Written by
Morgane Ciot, Duncan Horst, Miracle Jones
Directed by
Alison Clancy, Alice Maynwaring, Morgane Ciot
Ritual director
Duncan Horst
Music director
Cody Owen Stine
Choreographer
Alison Clancy
Composer, sound designer, songwriter
Cody Owen Stine
Art director
Rebecca Blake
Costume designer
Jasmine Lewis
Art car
Brian Smith
Development director
Oscar Sharp
Production design
Treigh Buchet
Fabrication
Goose Manriquez, Krystal Harfert, Cameron Finley, Slater Penney
Graphic design
Benjamin Life
Photography
Ronny Preciado, Caitlin James
Produced by
Morgane Ciot, Casey Selden, Alice Maynwaring