you’ve peeked through the keyhole. now walk through the door.
Alice & Morg are two girls with big dreams. (You can glimpse some of them here.) In the brief existence of the Classics Department, we’ve already created some ground-breaking events. In the next year, we want to get more elaborate, raw, immersive, and unshackled from mundane reality.
We don’t have the answers to all of life’s woes. But what we do have is a direct line to a sense of possibility, abundance, and a visceral, pull-no-punches kind of beauty. A flavor of delightful lunacy that elevates the soul.
Sound fun? Join our inner circle. Make it all happen. Then you can say you were there at the start.
And if it all comes crashing down one day… Don’t worry. We’ll keep your secrets. After all, plausible deniability is the beauty of theater.
become a patron
All tiers include the rewards of all previous tiers.
Postulant ($1 or more):
An email art piece titled “Secrets of the Classics Department,” containing a beautiful custom photo of Alice & Morg, plus some of our original writing and art that can’t be found anywhere else
Entry into a raffle…?
Harlequin ($100 or more):
2 free tickets to any future public event of your choosing
Access to our exclusive Patron mailing list, where we’ll request and strongly consider your input on which project we should pursue next
Early access to tickets for our public events for the next 3 years
A free downloadable copy of the Bet on Love live soundtrack
Satyr ($250 or more):
Whale ($5,000 or more):
Alice and Morg will fly to your city and be your slaves for a day. United States only.
High Priest ($10,000 or more):
An hour-long custom immersive performance, crafted just for you (and an optional +1). We’ll recreate a dream you had, design a cathartic trial where you confront your deepest fears, put you inside an approximation of your favorite video game — whatever you desire. We’ll talk it out in an interview, then bring your vision to life. United States only.
